A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Imagination grows by excercise and in more powerful in the mature rather than in the young.

An honest man's word is as good as his bond.

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.

Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.