He understands

He understands

He understands badly who listens badly.

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Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Happiness is the art

Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.

To pushadvantages too

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Onlyfree men can

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

It's good to shut

It's good to shut up sometimes.

Sometimesyou have to

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

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