A large ocean liner

A large ocean liner
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
  

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Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.
Nothing is a permanent except change.
It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.
Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.
Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.
WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.
To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers