A large ocean liner

A large ocean liner
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
  

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Silenceis the ultimate weapon of power.
Themore adaptability exists for a given kind of decision, the less risky it isto make plans for the future, and therefore the more likely it is that morepeople will make more plans in such areas.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.
Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.
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Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
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One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.
Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.