Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

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Adam and Eve had

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Power tires only

Power tires only those who do not have it.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

It is not the whip

It is not the whip that makes man, but the lure of things that are worthy to be loved.

Mirrors should be

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

Personal appearance is

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

Everyoneis wise

Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

A wise man will make more

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

As long as there

As long as there is life there is danger.

The happiest of

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

All is riddle, and the

All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.

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