Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

Books without the knowledge of life are useless.

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

Necessity truns lion into fox.

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

He who is overcautious will accomplish little.