Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

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Living is the art

Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.

Peoplewho are only

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

Whenyou cannot make

Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

A man, when he

A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.

In oneof our

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

Don't consideryour

Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.

Whendealing with people,

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

You canobserve a

You canobserve a lot by just watching.

A roundegg can be

A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.

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