Santa Singh and wife came upon a wishing well. Santa Singh leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. Santa Singh was stunned for awhile but then smiled and said, 'It really works!'

In war field Sardar covering his body with a mosquito net. Soldier asked why? Sardwhen a mosqito cant entr in this net, then HOW CAN A BULLET!.

Sardr mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume IntervieweCan u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?SrdIn searchng JOBS!

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"

In Park,Cop 2 Santa-Park me aise baithe ho,Bacho pe kya asar padega?S-Hum Dono Marred heC-To Ghar me Betho S-Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Santa:Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha,Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.Santa:Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha Naha Lu.

Sharabi Sardar knocks d door of house.His wife open d door.Sardar-Who r u?Wife-How dare u to 4 get ur wife.Sardar-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai'BEHAN!'

Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Santa: Aaj Mera beta first class me aaya..MasteVery gud.. Kisme aaya??Santa: "RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN" me aaya..

What is the chemical formula 4 water? SANTA: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.