SaNTA Sitting in a

SaNTA Sitting in a bus stop,saw a truck pulling another truck by a rope.. He laughed& said"Baap re ek choti si rassi le jaane ke liye do lorry..!''

Jan, 17 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 930 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Lady to inspector Santa:

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According 2 santa

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A lady calls Santa for

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Sardar Opened

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