Banta: Y did you buy

Banta: Y did you buy
Banta: Y did you buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car. Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
  

Jan, 17 2012     162 chars (2 sms)     694 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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A sardarji had a daily routine, going to office in bus and then returning home by it. One day he got late for the bus to return home. He ran after the bus and reached home running and huffing. After reaching his house he told his wife that he had saved Rs.3 by running after the bus and reaching home. Instead of getting an acknowledgementhe got a huge slap from his wife. Sardarji was puzzled? He asked his wife that why did she slap him. Her reply was, 'Ig you had run after a taxi you could have saved Rs.70 instead of Rs.3!
Sardar Prays Daily for 2hrs"Hey GOD meri Lottery lagade"After 1yr God angrily appears&says- Abe..ek bar ticket to le le MAMU.
Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo k kaha rha thaWaiter-ye kese khana kaha rahe ho?S-main maths ka teacher hu dal suppose ki hui hai
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
Sardar Opened A AutoMobile Service Center. But not Even a Single Vehicle Came there... Y..? 'Bcoz He Started the Shop on Third Floor..
Joke of the Century:Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear...
TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...
Santa:iska naam plate pe likhee zameen mein gaad do! Banta:kyon? Santa:taaki iska naam mitti mein mil jaaye
Santa visits doc n says:Dr.saab, jithe jithe ungli rakho othe othe dard honda hai. Dr.x-ray'ed his whole body & found, his FINGER was FRACTURED....
Santa: Me tere liye rishta le kar aaya hu.Ladki B.COM he!Banta- 'Com' to jo marji ho.Par Ladki GRADUATE honi chahiye!
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.