Q: A Man asked Santa,

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Jan, 17 2012 93 chars (1 sms) 1017 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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