school me master ji ne santa se poochha: "mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??"santa:"kami-na.!!!"

How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....

A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor,people gathered n asked,kya hua ? He replied,pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun

santa to banta… why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR… santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!

santa took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" ( "he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home" )

Boy:"Oh,look at the dead bird!"Sardar looked at the sky and said "Where, Where?"

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa was shopping in store.Salesman: Sir, would u like to use a pocket calculator?Santa: No thanx. I know how many pockets I have