Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel 4m his auto.A man ask sardar Yr u removing a wheel 4m ur auto.sardar :can u read parking for 2 wheeler

Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota haiMan:wo kaise?Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

Santa was shopping in store.Salesman: Sir, would u like to use a pocket calculator?Santa: No thanx. I know how many pockets I have

'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. D'I am not your son.' I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja

Santa Singh returned back from the cinema hall without watching the cinema.what was the name of the cinema? Ans:NO ENTRY

TeacheBatao ki purane samay mein Sri Lanka ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha ?Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan din-raat sota rehta tha..

SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS 'DASTAK'