Sardar has got a

Sardar has got a job of traffic police,But He was dismissed on the 1st day why?Becoz he fined an ambulance 4 overspeed.

Jan, 17 2012 119 chars (1 sms) 1179 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Man: why did u buy

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santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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