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"Darling," said Banta
"Darling," said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?" "Of course, dearest, no trouble," she replied. "But what will you live on?"
  
Jan, 17 2012     208 chars (2 sms)     968 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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"Darling," said Banta
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