Santa Oye tera ek

Santa Oye tera ek
Santa Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya ? Banta Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Santa woh kyon ? Banta Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai..
  

Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1188 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa Parked His Car In"No Parking Area"When He Returned Saw A Notice On His Car"Parking Fine"Santa Writes-"Thanks 4 The Compliment."
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
SrdI kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday,& U? Frnd: I kis ur wif after u go to office everyday. SardaHa ha i'm 1st.
Santa-Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.Banta-Soja-Soja Ghar GiregaTo Makaan Maalik Ka,Hum To Kirayedar hai!....
Banta: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
Santa & Banta are discussing.Santa: If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep.Banta: With me its the opposite. If i sleep, i can't drink Coffee..
SANTA car ki battery change karwane gayaMchanic- Sahab, Exide ki daal doon?SNTA- Nahin yaar,dono side ki daal de,warna phir problem hogi
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
SEE WHAT ONE SPELLING MISTAKE CAN DO . . . . . . . . . Santa Singh went to Goa.Sent SMS to wife, "Having a wonderful time... wish you were HER."
SANTA WENT TO THE SHOP AND ASKEDI'd like some vitamins for my son. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Santa Any will do, my son doesn't know the alphabet yet!!.
Man askd Santa:why U prefer prepaid connection than postpaid?Santa: prepaid me bahut fayda hai,call k bad bill badneke bajay kuM Hota hai