Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola : "meinu koi farak nahin pada, pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon"....

Santa: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Santa: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

Santa-yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai banta-are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.

Santa 2 Bill Gates:Sir,How is it tht ur name is Gates bt u r selling WINDOWS

TeacheA ke baad kya aata hai? Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED

Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...!sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....

Ek Chor Santa Ka Mobile lekar bhag gaya ..... Santa bola bhag le bhag le, Charger to mere Pass hai!!!

santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: "2-3 yrs"

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!

santa banta go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. santa says: "I hope u remember the spot where we caught all those fish." banta answers: "Yes, I made'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies santa." how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow."

Why was SANTA writing the exam near the door? Because it was an entrance exam.