One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar: "Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!! Only small babies!!!.

Sardar dials a no. and a girl picks up the phone.Sardar says: kaun?Girl: main geeta,aap kaun?Sardamain guru granth sahib.

In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step

SANTA WENT TO THE SHOP AND ASKEDI'd like some vitamins for my son. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Santa Any will do, my son doesn't know the alphabet yet!!.

santa banta go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. santa says: "I hope u remember the spot where we caught all those fish." banta answers: "Yes, I made'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies santa." how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow."

Boy:"Oh,look at the dead bird!"Sardar looked at the sky and said "Where, Where?"

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata

Santa asks his new girlfriend, what sort of books you are interested in? She replies: Cheque books.

Santa : May I come in sir?Interviewer : Wait please...Santa : 75 kg sir!

Santa:Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha,Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.Santa:Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha Naha Lu.

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Why was SANTA writing the exam near the door? Because it was an entrance exam.