Mam: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam AayeSanta: Par Mam Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aati Hai Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Hai

Santa 2 pandit: ye tere sir par choti kyu? Pandit: Ye mera ANTENA hai, Isse muje vichar aate hai. Santa: Kamal hai yaha to Dish Tv hai to bhi nahi aate..

Santa, where's your homework?" the teacher said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Santa, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?" "It's true, Miss, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these daysGuess why?because somebody had told him thatit is wrong to sleep with married women

Sharabi Sardar knocks d door of house.His wife open d door.Sardar-Who r u?Wife-How dare u to 4 get ur wife.Sardar-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai'BEHAN!'

Sardar:That cow is lovely colour.Farmer:Yes,It's a Jersey.Sardar:Oh,i thought it was its skin!

SANTA Waiting at bus stop.One gentleman came there by Bike & asked :"You want lift?" SANTA says, " No thanks, my house is in ground floor

just imagine u r in the 3rd floor. It catches fire. How will u escape?" santa: "it is very simple i will stop my imagination

santa-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai banta:kaise? santa:Mene"I Luv U"kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai

Sardar owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed.Friend Asks:Why this?Banta:Bcoz married Man r more obedient

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Why was SANTA writing the exam near the door? Because it was an entrance exam.