Santa Singh decided to

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died. Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

Jan, 17 2012 397 chars (3 sms) 1247 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa:Ladki ko

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A MAN TO HIS FRND-

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Banta: Oye, tu to

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Santa & Banta are

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Santa was standing

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Santa: in my dreams

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