Santa Singh decided to

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died. Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is

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Santa completd his MBBS

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SANTA: Yeh chaaku

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TeacheA ke baad kya aata hai? Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu

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Santa was drawing

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