Santa:Judge Sahab

Santa:Judge Sahab
Santa:Judge Sahab,Mujhe Talaq Chahie Pichle 1Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki Judge:1Baar Firse Sochle,Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Mili Hai
  

Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1380 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA
How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa to nurse-I luv u tumne mera dil chura liya hai,Nurse-Chal jhutha humne to sirf kidney churayi hai dil ko to hath bhi nahi lagaya…
Teacher gave to translate hindi to english " khushi ke maare uski chaati phool gai " Santa translated"Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast"
Once a Sardar was walking & had a glove on 1 hand & not on other so a man asked him why did he do so. He Replied dat d weather forecast announced dat on 1 hand it wud be cold & on d other hand it would be hot.
How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..?? Guess.?Ans:Tell Him That d Seats To London Are In d Middle ROW
Santa? I love you, i need you, i can not go any where without you.. Oh MeRi HAWAaii CHaPPaL...
Santa ko Raaste me cycle ka pedal mila. Woh use uthakar,Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola ye sambhal ke rakhde, isme cycle dalwadenge
Santa ke truck pe likha tha:Chota Parivar Sukhi ParivarAur niche likha tha..Tinu,Minu,Chintu,Chiki,Pinki,Guddu,Guddi,de PAPA d GADDI
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..