Police santa ke ghar ki talashi lene aayi-"Khabar hai ke apke ghar me visphotak saamagari hai"SANTA-"Ha Sir, Par Wo Maike gayi hui hai..

Sardar:Will U marry,after I die Wife:No I will live with my sister Wfe:Will U marry,after I die Srdr:No I will also live with ur sister

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

A Sardar saw a very high BSNL tower & Redlight glowing on d top & said "India is developing fast,see there are traffic signals 4 Aeroplane

How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa 2 Airhsts:Aapki Surat Meri Biwi Se Milti He.Airhsts Slapped Santa.Santa:Kamal He! Aadatein Bhi Milti He!

1 sardar behosh ho gya doc-ye mar gya h, jb usko jlane lage sardar uth k bola- me zinda hu.Sardarni boli:chup tu kya doctr se jyada janta Hai

Santa rail mein susu karne gaya, vapis aane par wife aapka pajama gila kaise hua? santa vaha likha tha,sharir ka koi bhi angh bahar na nikale.

Santa-My computer going crazy Banta-Y?Wats wrong?Santa:I don't have keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error

santa banta looking at Egyptian mummy.santa:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

santa:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi son :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon