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santa orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1087 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Why couldn't the santa
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Santa & banta sending
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