A beautiful girl was passing by..Santa : Kya maal hai yaarBanta : Arey haa maal se yaad aaya bhabiji kaisi hai

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"

Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' Banta : 'Yes, I have' Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.' Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?' Santa : 'Yes, I have.' Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.'

Sardar:That cow is lovely colour.Farmer:Yes,It's a Jersey.Sardar:Oh,i thought it was its skin!

Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki.. Banta. Pind ki. Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai

One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar: "Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!! Only small babies!!!.

Boy:"Oh,look at the dead bird!"Sardar looked at the sky and said "Where, Where?"

Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Q Kehte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu. Banta- Maaf Krna Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha Ki Ye Baat Gupt Rkhni Hai.

Santa Singh and wife came upon a wishing well. Santa Singh leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. Santa Singh was stunned for awhile but then smiled and said, 'It really works!'

just imagine u r in the 3rd floor. It catches fire. How will u escape?" santa: "it is very simple i will stop my imagination

Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"