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santa orders pizza.
santa orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     840 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Preeto 2 maid: Oh
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1st sardar:yaar
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Santa buys a new
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Lady to inspector Santa:
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