Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Napolean:"In my dictionary there's no word called "IMPOSSIBLE" Sardar:"Abi bolne se kya faida,jab kharida tabi barabar dekhna chahie na.

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

DoctoYou have brain tumour. SardaYes… Oh, Thanks doctor. DoctoWhy are you so happy ? SardaIt proves that I have brain.

Banta: yaar tum itne bade ho gaye ho aur abi tak dadi aur mooch nahi aayi. SANTA: yaar main apni maa pe gaya hu na isliye.

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Teacher:Batao 'A' k baad kya ata hai?Santa thodi der sochne k baad bola..............."Kya Bolti tu..!"

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months

SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing? SANTA: U have written here "WASH BASIN."

Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him. 'well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'