Sardar orders pizza.

Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Jan, 17 2012 118 chars (1 sms) 1165 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiyeSardar:Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha mar to nahi jayega na!

Sardar got a job in AIRTEL!custmHello my AIRTEL sim bloked. What to do?SardaDont take tension. Remove airtel sim. Put BSNL, thanx 4 calling!

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.Hospital gaye to Dr. ne kaha k 'TEST'honge,Santa: Inki umar zyada hai, TEST nahi 1 DAY ya T-20 karwa lo

Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyun ki Sardarji ko information mili thi k paper leak ho gaya

Teacher : Why u didn't do ur homework ?Sardar : i am in hostel how can i do home work ?''

Santa wanted to do a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? He went to Punjab and made a Local call.

DoctoYou have brain tumour. SardaYes… Oh, Thanks doctor. DoctoWhy are you so happy ? SardaIt proves that I have brain.

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Sardar ko peete dkh American bola: aapne daru me Pani b nahi dala?SARDAAbe hum Sardar h, itna paani to DARU dekh kar hi Muh me aa Jata Hai

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues “I almost got caught bunking?”

Sardar ke dost ne 1 april ko khane pe bulaya, ghar pe TALA tha aur likha tha "bevkuf banaya" sardar ne niche likh diya "HUM AYE HI NAHI

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