The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
"Darling," said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?" "Of course, dearest, no trouble," she replied. "But what will you live on?"
Sharabi Sardar knocks d door of house.His wife open d door.Sardar-Who r u?Wife-How dare u to 4 get ur wife.Sardar-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai'BEHAN!'
