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One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar: "Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!! Only small babies!!!.
  

Jan, 17 2012     114 chars (1 sms)     1138 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that??Santa: Tipu Sultan's skeleton.Tourist: and smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: Tipu's when he was child..
Santa: Gud news hai banta Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.Banta: Wow, great Kab?Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? santa: No this is her husband speaking............
Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir gaye aur jor jorse chilatey rhe.Banta:ab kaise hai? Santa:Ab teek honge,kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.
Santa at petrol Pump-Bhai 1 rs Ka petrol dal de SalesMan:- Itna Sa Dalva kaha Jana Hai? Santa:- jana kaha hai,hum to aise hi piase udate hai
Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Santa Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya ? Banta Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Santa woh kyon ? Banta Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai..
Teacher :What do u call a person who cannot hear?Sardar:U cn cal him anything ,bcoz he cannot hear!
Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA…
Santa went to mysore palace.Tourist guide : Santaji plz dont sit there, its TIPU SULTAN's chair.Santa : oye dont worry yaar i will get up when he comes.!!