Banta: Y did you buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car. Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED
Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
Pathologist:Ye urine sample nai,Apple juice hai!Santa's wife:Ek phone kar loon?Dr:Why?Wife:Santaji ko batana hai k urine botle unke tiffin me chali gayi hai
Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
