Santa was writing

Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast

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A lady asked Santa

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Santa banta jngl

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Santa & his wife buy

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Santa drives in2

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santa asks banta to

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Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

SANTA WENT TO THE

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