Ek dost ne santa

Ek dost ne santa se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyondekhta rehta."....Santa "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharch hone do."

Jan, 17 2012 130 chars (1 sms) 1594 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardarji was getting down at every station, buying ticket next station.Asked why he was doing so, he said,'the doctor told me to avoid long journey

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Man: Santa where were U born? Santa: Punjab. Man: Which part? Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

SaNTA Sitting in a bus stop,saw a truck pulling another truck by a rope.. He laughed& said"Baap re ek choti si rassi le jaane ke liye do lorry..!''

Boss-Apki Shadi Ho Gai Santa-:yes,1 Ladki se Hui Hai Boss-:Shaadi to Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai Santa-:NoMeri Behan Ki to Ladke Se Hui Hai !!

Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gayi hai...

Lawyer to Santa : Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke....... Santa :yeh kya! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya, ab fir Gita pe haath?

Sardar was busy removing a wheel 4m his auto.A man ask sardar Yr u removing a wheel 4m ur auto.sardar :can u read parking for 2 wheeler

Santa-yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai banta-are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.

santa to banta… why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR… santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.Hospital gaye to Dr. ne kaha k 'TEST'honge,Santa: Inki umar zyada hai, TEST nahi 1 DAY ya T-20 karwa lo

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