Santa sent Rs10000

Santa sent Rs10000
Santa sent Rs10000 unsigned cheque to PM's Flood Relief Fund & wrote"Cheque is unsigned bcoz, I do not want any publicity..
  

Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     930 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Teacher 2 santa: Where u were born? Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher:tell me its Spelling ? Santa: (after thinking ) I think i was born in Goa....
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa-Doctor,This MedicineIs Not Available At Any Medical Store.Doctor=Oh Sorry,I Forgot To Write The MedicineThat Was My Signature.
Publisher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta H, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H? Banta= Hota To Sher Hi Hu, Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He
Teacher : Why u didn't do ur homework ?Sardar : i am in hostel how can i do home work ?''
Santa kept a labour to get assitance in agriculture field.one day the labour became ill.what did sardar do then? Ans:He took him to the labour room of the local hospital so that he can be treated there
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Santa:ye plane itna bada hota hai,to usse paint kaise karte he ?Banta:Jab plane udta hai tab wo chhota hota hai,tab fatafat paint karte hain.
Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months
What will you call a person who is leaving from india santa reply: Hindustan Lever.
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth