Ek Sardar Ne god Se Pucha:Kya Mai Agle Janam Me Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?God Ne Jawab Diya,ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti..

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Santa’s friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not. santa fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd nite

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

SiName an animal which lives in land & water Santa: FrogSiGood! Now name 3 such animals Santa: Frog's mom, frog's dad & his son.

Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

SEE WHAT ONE SPELLING MISTAKE CAN DO . . . . . . . . . Santa Singh went to Goa.Sent SMS to wife, "Having a wonderful time... wish you were HER."

Man: why did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring 4 her Brthday? I thought she wantd a car. Sardar:She did,but where in the world was i going 2 find a fake car

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

A sardarji had a daily routine, going to office in bus and then returning home by it. One day he got late for the bus to return home. He ran after the bus and reached home running and huffing. After reaching his house he told his wife that he had saved Rs.3 by running after the bus and reaching home. Instead of getting an acknowledgementhe got a huge slap from his wife. Sardarji was puzzled? He asked his wife that why did she slap him. Her reply was, 'Ig you had run after a taxi you could have saved Rs.70 instead of Rs.3!

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.