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Banta: yaar tum
Banta: yaar tum itne bade ho gaye ho aur abi tak dadi aur mooch nahi aayi. SANTA: yaar main apni maa pe gaya hu na isliye.
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1368 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa: I tried ur
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