Banta: yaar tum

Banta: yaar tum itne bade ho gaye ho aur abi tak dadi aur mooch nahi aayi. SANTA: yaar main apni maa pe gaya hu na isliye.

Jan, 17 2012 122 chars (1 sms) 1201 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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A sardar n his

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Santa and Banta

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Santa: My mother

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Santa: What is my exam

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Sardar Opened

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