Banta: Oye tu har SMS ko do baar kyon bhej raha hai? Santa: Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe..!!

Santa? I love you, i need you, i can not go any where without you.. Oh MeRi HAWAaii CHaPPaL...

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died. Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO"

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha “saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?” saNTA bola, “Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.”

Banta puchhta hai "jab ek ladka aur ladki pyar karte hai to vo kiss kyo karate hai?" Santa bola "maaf kijiye ji muze pata nahi. mai is shahar me naya hu"

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....