Hoarding on Sardar'

Hoarding on Sardar's xerox shop : "XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"

Jan, 17 2012 63 chars (1 sms) 1315 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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3pupil were going on

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My father dug the

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Once a Sardar was

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Santa attending a

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SANTA witnessed an

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Santa: I have to learn

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Santa looking at himself

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

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