Banta: Kya Hua

Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu

Jan, 17 2012 118 chars (1 sms) 947 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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santa complained to

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