Banta: Kya Hua

Banta: Kya Hua
Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu
  

Jan, 17 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     1209 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talab ka pani ghus gaya he Santa: Oye kyon jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to merepaas he
Sardars friend slaps himSardar:U slapped me seriously or just for fun?Friend:SeriouslySardar:Then its ok, I dont like people making FUN OF ME!...
How does a sardarji dial 9844498444? First he dials 98444 and then presses 'REDIAL'...! Intelligent sardar...
Santa banta were in conversation on the beach : Santa :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? banta : Tumhe nahe pata ? Santa : Nahe pata. banta : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .
santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear…
Santa k ghar ladki hui Banta:Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intezam kar liya! Banta:kya? Santa: Iska naam DiDi rakha hai!
Santa: Oh god! Please make New York, the capital of Punjab! Banta: Why are you praying so? Santa: Bcz, that is what I have written in the exam
Santa: Gud news hai banta Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.Banta: Wow, great Kab?Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
Santa’s friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not. santa fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd nite
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.