SANTA witnessed an

SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !

Jan, 17 2012 236 chars (2 sms) 911 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa to Banta:

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Santa ki Maa ki

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santa asks banta to

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TeacheWhat is ur

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2 Srdr brothers appeard

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Santa was drawing

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A beautiful girl was

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Santa & banta sending

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Santa: What is my exam

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