FreN: yar tumne school

FreN: yar tumne school
FreN: yar tumne school Ana kyu chhod diya? Sardayar actually mere dad keh rahe the k 1 jagah bar-bar jane se izzat kam hoti hai
  

Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1615 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher
Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai. Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Santa singh: me paida mumbai me hua magar padai chennai me ki. Banta singh: phir to school aane jaane me bahut der lagti hogi.
At the scene of accident a Man was crying "Oh god i hv lost my hand!". Santa: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?
SANTA: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? BANTA: Suicide karne ke liye SANTA: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? BANTA: Kahin infection na ho
Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai…….. (raste mein… ) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to??? Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the
santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues “I almost got caught bunking?”
Santa barme ro raha tha.Bar owner kyon ro rahe ho?santa bola oye kya karoon jis ladkika naam bhoolna chahta hu uska naam Yaad nahi raha hai
Santa Cigrate P Raha Tha AURAT-Tmhare Maa-Baap Ko Pata He Tm Cigrate Pite Ho? Snta-Kya Apke Husband Ko Pata H Aap Ajnabi Se Baat Krti Ho