Q: How did Santa cheat the

Q: How did Santa cheat the
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
  

Jan, 17 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     1208 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa ka radio kharab hua usne khol k dekha, andar mara CHUHA mila, ye dekh k santa gusse me bola oh ho chalega kaise singer hi mar gaya hai
Santa:iska naam plate pe likhee zameen mein gaad do! Banta:kyon? Santa:taaki iska naam mitti mein mil jaaye
Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.
CID- Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? SardaSir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature for you.
Bus AccidentMan Cryin: "Mera hath katgaya.Bot dukh raha he"Santa:"Abe,chup beth.dekh wo admika gala kat gaya,fir b wo chup-chap pada hena!"
Santa: bohot tension hai yaar, meri beti jawan ho gayee hai Banta:jawan ho gayee to usko border pe bhej do...
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Ek truck dusre truck ko khinckar le ja rha tha, ye dekkar sardar haskar lotpot hoke gir pada, aur bola ek rassi ka tukda uthakar le jane ke liye 2-2 truck..
SANTA went2 temple.Seeing people putting coin into box. SANTA:WOW Its amazing people are talking 2 God through coin phone without receiver.
Santa-My computer going crazy Banta-Y?Wats wrong?Santa:I don't have keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error