Sardar on April

Sardar on April
Sardar on April 1st: maine pani ko ullu bana diya aaj. Frnd: pani ko, wo kaise? Srdr:Oye!maine pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya.
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1035 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa in Bio practical exam.Prof: Tell d birds name by seeing its leg.Snta: I don't know.Prof: U faild. Wat's ur name?Snta: C my Leg & TELL...!:
Santa (Ladki ko chhedte huye)-Hor soniye ki haal hai?Ladki (Gusse mein)-Jo teri behan ka hai.Santa (Hass kar)-Woh toh pregnent hai...
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed. How can u escape if the room caught FIRE? SARDAR: very simple. Stop imagining
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :- Dar mat yaar. Vo kaat nhi raha, vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
A sardar n his wife filed application on divorce. Judge asked how will u divide your 3 children. Sardar replied ok, we will apply next year.
SANTA Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha Unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha Agr Tume Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki Zroorut Ho To mujhe yad karna.
What is Common between KRISHNA , RAAM , GAANDHI & JESUS ???? SaNTA replied : "They all are born on government holidays !
Ek Sardar Dosre Sardar Se.. Oye Yeh Sent Message Kya Hota Hai? Dosra Sardar:Jis Message Me Khushboo Ho Usse Sent Msg Kehte Hai..
SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.