Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai. Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha tha. Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai "dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta."

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..

santa gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?

Banta: Oye tu har SMS ko do baar kyon bhej raha hai? Santa: Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe..!!

A sardar n his wife filed application on divorce. Judge asked how will u divide your 3 children. Sardar replied ok, we will apply next year.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Sardar traveling in plane, going 2 BangaloreWhile landing,he shouted"Banglore Banglore"Airhostess:"B silent"Sardr:Ok"anglore anglore

SArdar Asks TAxi Driver:"Golden temple JAoge?"Driver:"HAan Jaonga."sardar gAve him 5 Rs&said:"Mere liye PRASAD lAna"!!

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"

santa goes to Police st.& said ke koi mujko phone par dhamkata hai.Police:Kon?Sardar:B.S.N.L.wale,bolte hai bill na diya to Kaat dalenge.