Santa! Your daughter

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter! At the 25th flr: He's unmarried! At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.

Jan, 17 2012 199 chars (2 sms) 778 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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