2 Srdr brothers appeard

2 Srdr brothers appeard
2 Srdr brothers appeard 4exam1st writes fathr's name as Daljit singh2nd writs Manjit singh.TEACHER-whats this?SRDR-otherwise u say v copied...
  

Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     684 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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2 Sardar Bank Lootney GayMager Gun Ghar Per Bhool GayeLakin Phir Bhi Bank Loot LiyaPta Hai Kaise???Bank Manager Bhi Sardar TahKehne LagaI Trust U....Gun Kal Dikha Jana
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.
Sardar Prays Daily for 2hrs"Hey GOD meri Lottery lagade"After 1yr God angrily appears&says- Abe..ek bar ticket to le le MAMU.
santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: "2-3 yrs"
Ek Chor Santa Ka Mobile lekar bhag gaya ..... Santa bola bhag le bhag le, Charger to mere Pass hai!!!
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam? SANTA: It was ok but i couldn't answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Santa Parked His Car In"No Parking Area"When He Returned Saw A Notice On His Car"Parking Fine"Santa Writes-"Thanks 4 The Compliment."
Sardar 2 his kid Teri mummy muje "A G" kehkar kyun bulati hai? Kid "kyunki, Mummy smart hai. Isliye bhare bazaar me Abe gadhe(A G) Kehna Sabhyata nahi hoti!
Santa har sunday holi khelta tha1 admi ne pucha santa ji aap har sunday holi Q khelte ho ?santa :- OYE, SUNDAY MATLAB HOLI-DAY..
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.