Santa buys a new

Santa buys a new
Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?Snta:Gharme Jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata
  

Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1088 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Santa: Gud news hai banta Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.Banta: Wow, great Kab?Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
Santa apni khubsurat BIBI ke sath TAXI me betha.Driver ne SHISHA set kiya.Ye dekhte hi SANTA gusse me bola"Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai,piche BETH taxi me CHALAUNGA.
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Sardar K Beta Paida Hua. Wo Gusse Se Pagal Ho Gya Biwi Se Bola- Jaldi Bata Ye Kiski Aulaad Hai?Biwi - Apka Hai JiSardar- To Fir Ye Ganja Kaise Hai..
Sardarni Was Beating Sardar A Neighbour Asked: Kyun Mar Rahi Ho ? Sardni Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli, "The Person You Are Trying To Reach Is Currently Busy"
Santa: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Banta: Post office
Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
Santa-Doctor,This MedicineIs Not Available At Any Medical Store.Doctor=Oh Sorry,I Forgot To Write The MedicineThat Was My Signature.
SANTA went2 temple.Seeing people putting coin into box. SANTA:WOW Its amazing people are talking 2 God through coin phone without receiver.
Teacher :What do u call a person who cannot hear?Sardar:U cn cal him anything ,bcoz he cannot hear!