Banta complained to his friend about his wife ' My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years .' Preeto (mrs. Banta) intervened, ' Not six we have been married for seven years !
Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Santa singh driving a car, puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working. Banta singh: puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!!
