Preeto: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous. Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta: You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car? Preeto: In the pool.
Santa kept a labour to get assitance in agriculture field.one day the labour became ill.what did sardar do then? Ans:He took him to the labour room of the local hospital so that he can be treated there
santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight"
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
