Preeto: There's trouble

Preeto: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous. Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta: You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car? Preeto: In the pool.

Jan, 17 2012 282 chars (2 sms) 1036 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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