Santa Singh returned back from the cinema hall without watching the cinema.what was the name of the cinema? Ans:NO ENTRY

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.4.Threat:When I am on tour

What is the chemical formula 4 water? SANTA: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.

Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney

Sardar ko peete dkh American bola: aapne daru me Pani b nahi dala?SARDAAbe hum Sardar h, itna paani to DARU dekh kar hi Muh me aa Jata Hai

Judge: This is 3rd time u are coming to court. Dont U feel shame? Sardar:"u are coming daily, dont u feel shame?

Santa’s friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not. santa fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd nite

SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"