Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....

Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How?Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees.

Santasingh dials a no..A girl receives it. Santa who r u? Girl seeta here..santa oye maine to chandigarh phne kiya tha,ye ayodhya kaise pahunch gaya?

3sardar bed pr so rhe the ar un tino ko jagh thik se nai ho rahi thi.1srdar bed k niche sone chala gaya.2re srdar ne use kaha"Ab jagah ho gai upr aja"

Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him. 'well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'

Santa rail mein susu karne gaya, vapis aane par wife aapka pajama gila kaise hua? santa vaha likha tha,sharir ka koi bhi angh bahar na nikale.

Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

Sardar bought a new colour tv and put it in the water!!! why.? Why? Why?To check whether colour goes or not..!

Santa-muje munni chahiye. Wife-nahi muje munna chahiye. Santa-chalo gullu se puchte he. Santa & wife-gullu beta tumhe kya chahiye? Gullu-muje KUTTA Chahiye

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.