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Banta was traveling
Banta was traveling in an auto with his wife.The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted:U r trying to see my wife, sit back i drive
  
Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1088 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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1st sardar:yaar
1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.
A sardarji goes to
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu;Brign this.Waiver; oh! You can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant
Sardar:Mera 5saal
Sardar:Mera 5saal ka beta pagal hain usne kaamwali ko PREGNANT bana diyaDr.Kaise?Sardar:Pagal ne aalpin se mere sare CONDOM me ched kardiye
Santa:Tum Kitne
Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho?Halwai:30 Saal Se..!Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat heTumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..
Why did santa keep
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Frog: Tumhare paas
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
There was A MIRROR
There was A MIRROR which used to kill LIERS Frnch:I think I Dont Smoke (Killed) Americn:I think I lOVE IRAQ (kILLED) sARDAR:I Think(Killed)
Sardar ne makkhi
Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha; Udh ja. But Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha; Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti
santa opens his lunch
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
In a maths eXam
In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step
Mngr:Y ru late?
Mngr:Y ru late?sardr:Sir on the way I saw my frnd& came in his vehicleMngr:u came here by vehicle,den y late?sardr:that is Road roller.
1st Sardar:Jab
1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha 2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? 1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

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