Banta was traveling

Banta was traveling in an auto with his wife.The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted:U r trying to see my wife, sit back i drive

Jan, 17 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 1111 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa’s friend gave

Santa’s friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not. santa fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd nite

A man to santa

A man to santa lets to play Chess.Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes....

What was Sardarji

What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought.

Santa: Aaj Mera

Santa: Aaj Mera beta first class me aaya..MasteVery gud.. Kisme aaya??Santa: "RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN" me aaya..

How do you recognize

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Banta: Marte waqt

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa:Kyunk iis Cement mein jaan hai.

Santa : May I come in

Santa : May I come in sir?Interviewer : Wait please...Santa : 75 kg sir!

How do you make

How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

TeacheA ke baad

TeacheA ke baad kya aata hai? Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu

Santa call's wife-ghar

Santa call's wife-ghar nahi aa sakata.gadi k stearing,breaks sub chori ho gaye hai.5 min later.Aa raha hu.Galti se piche baith gaya tha!

In aptitude test…

In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state? SaNTA: liquid state.

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

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