Santa at an Art Gallery

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Jan, 17 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 1070 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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santa to banta…

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Banta to his

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Banta: What's the difference

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santa to his friend:

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Santa: What's difference

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Santa & his wife buy

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