santa bunks office

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues “I almost got caught bunking?”

Jan, 17 2012 144 chars (1 sms) 1300 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Boy:"Oh,look

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SANTA- I saw my

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I sent u many messages

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Santa walks into a

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