Santa to Banta:

Santa to Banta:10 years AGO when I used to return HOME, my DOG used to GREET of by BARKING & WIFE by KISSING.now they have REVERSED their ROLES.

Jan, 17 2012 144 chars (1 sms) 1171 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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