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Man: I got a brand
Man: I got a brand new Ford IKON 4 my wife!Santa: Wow! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!
  
Jan, 17 2012     93 chars (1 sms)     1354 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Hoarding on Sardar'
Hoarding on Sardar's xerox shop : "XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"
santa to banta maine
santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.
Santa falls in love
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santasingh dials a no..A girl
Santasingh dials a no..A girl receives it. Santa who r u? Girl seeta here..santa oye maine to chandigarh phne kiya tha,ye ayodhya kaise pahunch gaya?
Teacher asked Sardar
Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear…
Santa:What's the use
Santa:What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. Engineer:How would we know they were late,if we didn't have a schedule?
I sent u many messages
I sent u many messages but u didn't send me even a single message.Now i am deleting your number.Good Bye.A Sardar sent this2 customer care.
Why did santa keep
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Q. How did Santa
Q. How did Santa cheat the railways?Ans: He bought the ticket and did'nt travel..!!
Man: Santa where
Man: Santa where were U born? Santa: Punjab. Man: Which part? Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
santa comes back 2
santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement
Sardar1- maine
Sardar1- maine apni BV ko 12th pass karvaya,fir B.A fir M.A aur uski govtJob b lagva di,Ab or kya karu yar?Sardar2-acha sa ladka dekhkar shadi kar de.

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