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An astronomer was
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
  
Jan, 17 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1251 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa:Judge Sahab
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Santa always study
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