Santa went to see a gal for

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

Jan, 17 2012 196 chars (2 sms) 1036 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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