Gal to Banta: Kya

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Jan, 17 2012 123 chars (1 sms) 825 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

Santa: Oh god! Please make New York, the capital of Punjab! Banta: Why are you praying so? Santa: Bcz, that is what I have written in the exam

Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho?Halwai:30 Saal Se..!Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat heTumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

Santa train ki patri par so gaya..Ek admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega!Santa:Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz he!

Q What do you call a Sardar with one hair on his head? A.Iqbal Singh Q What do you call a Sardar with one hair on his head? A.Iqbal Singh

Santa at petrol Pump-Bhai 1 rs Ka petrol dal de SalesMan:- Itna Sa Dalva kaha Jana Hai? Santa:- jana kaha hai,hum to aise hi piase udate hai

Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta H, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H? Banta= Hota To Sher Hi Hu, Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He

Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How?Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees.

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

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