Santa ke ghar sasural

Santa ke ghar sasural
Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye,Biwi ne kaha jao Mehmano ke liye kuch lekar aao...!Santa bahar gaya aur Taxi le kar aa gaya!!
  

Jan, 17 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1462 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
1 sardar running with his cycle. Person:Y r u running with cycle, u can sit & ride d cycle Sardar-Arey bahut jaldi me hu baitne ki bi fursat nahi hai..
Santa singh: me paida mumbai me hua magar padai chennai me ki. Banta singh: phir to school aane jaane me bahut der lagti hogi.
Santa always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:1. It helps saving revision time.2. He can keep a watch on himself.3. He likes combined studies
A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice ....guess why? cuz der it was witten...'number dial karne se pehele do lagae'..!
Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta H, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H? Banta= Hota To Sher Hi Hu, Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He
SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAISANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.KOOD JA!
Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gayi hai...
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
2 Srdr brothers appeard 4exam1st writes fathr's name as Daljit singh2nd writs Manjit singh.TEACHER-whats this?SRDR-otherwise u say v copied...