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Sardar bought a new
Sardar bought a new colour tv and put it in the water!!! why.? Why? Why?To check whether colour goes or not..!
  
Jan, 17 2012     110 chars (1 sms)     1327 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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MAN to santa: I got
MAN to santa: I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife. santa:WOW! that's an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.
Santa phoned his
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat
Sardar K Beta
Sardar K Beta Paida Hua. Wo Gusse Se Pagal Ho Gya Biwi Se Bola- Jaldi Bata Ye Kiski Aulaad Hai?Biwi - Apka Hai JiSardar- To Fir Ye Ganja Kaise Hai..
Banta was driving
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets
Santa sent Rs10000
Santa sent Rs10000 unsigned cheque to PM's Flood Relief Fund & wrote"Cheque is unsigned bcoz, I do not want any publicity..
A sardar saw a man
A sardar saw a man pick pocketing a purse. Thief: There is Rs 150 in the purse.We can take 50_50. Sardar slowley asked him,"what abt the balance 50"
SantaBanta: What
SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor - Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani.
Sardar ko ek blank
Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gayi hai...
Santa is so rich
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!
A sardar learning english
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, He is my kid, & She is my kidny.
Sardar 2 a conductoShould
Sardar 2 a conductoShould i buy tickets 4 my children?ConductoOnly if they r above 8.SardaThank God., i have only 6 children
Q: A Man asked Santa,
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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