Sardar bought a new

Sardar bought a new
Sardar bought a new colour tv and put it in the water!!! why.? Why? Why?To check whether colour goes or not..!
  

Jan, 17 2012     110 chars (1 sms)     842 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

saNTAr khat likh raha tha , Ek aadmi ne pucha kise likh rahe ho.SaNTA ne kaha khud ko.Aadmi ne pucha kya likha hai.SaNTA ne kaha mujhe kya pata Abhi khat mujhe mila nahi hai.
How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..?? Guess.?Ans:Tell Him That d Seats To London Are In d Middle ROW
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Titanic K Sath Santa B Dub Rha Tha Or Hass B Rha Tha Banta:Oye Kyu Hass Rha He Santa:Shukr He MeNe ReTuRN TiCKeT Nhi Khrida
SardaR Express kitne baje ka hai?Man: 1 baje Sard local?Man: 9 baje SardR malgadi?Man: 12 baje Man: kahan jaana hai?Sard Rail line cross karni hai..
Santa:iska naam plate pe likhee zameen mein gaad do! Banta:kyon? Santa:taaki iska naam mitti mein mil jaaye
Santa: bohot tension hai yaar, meri beti jawan ho gayee hai Banta:jawan ho gayee to usko border pe bhej do...
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do! Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge: Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA kaise pehnuga
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!...
A Sardar saw a very high BSNL tower & Redlight glowing on d top & said "India is developing fast,see there are traffic signals 4 Aeroplane