A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!

santa proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........santa said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

Banta to his wife:Get married to Santa after my death. Wife:But why? He is your no. 1 enemy. Banta:This would be the best way to avenge Santa

After bus accident.. man crying: mera hath kat gaya. bahut dard ho raha hai. santa: abey chup baith. wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Once a sardar goes 4 examination. After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers. Before he could have done anything more,the horrified superviser instantly appears and asks sardarji what's the problem? Sardarji replies-ITS WRITTEN ON THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "ANSWER IN BRIEF".

Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha; Udh ja. But Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha; Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti

Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? santa: No this is her husband speaking............

Two sardars sat in a double decker bus, 1 up and 1 down. The above one came running down. Another asked Why are u coming down? Sardar replied : There was no driver above.....

Santa singh driving a car, puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working. Banta singh: puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!!

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli

Sardar owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed.Friend Asks:Why this?Banta:Bcoz married Man r more obedient